captainmerder:

endless list of favorite merder moments 8/

“Look, I’m drawing a line. The line is drawn. There is a big line.” 

"So this line… is it imaginary or do I need to get you a marker?"




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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so





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